|The Felis catus Crime Syndicate|
|Memphis 196 B.C.|
|I'll do anything for 72 Fancy Feasts|
|"I ain't pussy-whipped, I whips the pussy."|
2. After step 1, the cats will be blinded. Even without visual capabilities, cats undoubtedly have some sort of extrasensory perception. To enact the next step of our plan, we'll need balls of string, some more bears, a bottle of taurine, a chrome-plated dildo, and a tree.
|"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, I will father your children!"|
|Cat-dog don't give a shit|